Answer: You are a moron (we can say that publicly because we have not identified you by name). Now, why are you a moron? Here is why:

1. The Bible teaches that men and women are of equal value in the sight of God.
2. We have always said and taught that men and women are of equal value in the sight of God.
3. The article and tweet “(Satire) Why Men Are Better Than Women” is satire.
4. Satirical language always means something other than what it usually means; therefore, the words “why men are better than women” do not mean what they usually mean.
5. We added the word “satire” to the title of the article and the title of the tweet for the less educated and you submitted your question 12 hours after we did so. However, even if you did not see our added word “satire,” you have to be really stupid to think that we would jeopardize our reputation and influence by supporting the idea of the greater worth of one human being over another, especially in the light of the ONE BILLION PAGES of content that we provide that say all human beings are of equal worth.
6. I have ten more reasons why you are a moron, actually a stupid moron, but I have to go to lunch.

Here is why men are better than women:

Men have masculinity. Women have femininity. Masculinity is the quality of strength. Femininity is the quality of prettiness. Strength gets things done. Prettiness gets nothing done.

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In a nutshell:

Supercomputer Collosus declares President-Elect Trump winner of popular vote by 10,000,000 (10 million) votes.

Now, you might ask how this can be. Well, there are several factors at play. These include but are not limited to (1) illegal immigrant votes and (2) dead people votes. Here are the vote counts for just these two groups:

Those two groups alone give us a total of 8,532,653 votes. However, there were other groups as well, totalling over 5,000,000 additional illegal votes. The final total of all of the above numbers gives us 10,000,000 more votes for President-Elect Trump than for Clinton. See our 500-page Collosus 2016 Election Statistical Analysis (link to be posted) for detailed information.

Warning to Democrats: For every punch you throw at President-Elect Trump, we will throw a thousand fists of fury at you. Shut your mouths, you filthy liars! We haven’t even begun to fight!

A black teenager says he was escorted out of his high school graduation ceremony in Sacramento by three deputies for refusing to remove his kente cloth, a traditional Ghanaian silk and cotton fabric.

Egypt’s state news agency says a prominent rights lawyer has been detained for 15 days pending investigation into a catalog of allegations including plotting a coup, two weeks after security forces stifled demonstrations against the president’s decision to give up two Red Sea islands to Saudi Arabia last month.

An 88-year-old man died early Tuesday on an Aeromexico flight from Chicago to Mexico, diverting the plane to Houston’s George Bush Intercontinental Airport where the Boeing 737 was greeted by emergency personnel.

Texas authorities say a 29-year-old man who charged an officer with knives in his hands was shot and killed by police.

Our supercomputer, Collosus, has evaluated President Obama’s presidency and found that 76% of Obama’s decisions ranged from stupid to insane.

The FOX News dress code for women is failing.  For one thing, the women are wearing skirts that are too short, according to the Bible. See How Long Should Women’s Skirts and Men’s Pants Be?

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